Each autumn, most bear species around the world will ease up on scaring campers and scampering through the woods, and settle in a den to hibernate their way through the cold winter months. Yes, bears can manage to go entire seasons without ever needing to drop a deuce, but how? At its core, hibernation is when an animal goes into a state of complete inactivity, and blood flow and metabolic rates plummet to levels that might seem impossible for non-hibernating species like us. Bears, on the other hand, keep their body temperatures high during hibernation, which allows them to rear cubs and stay alert to dangers that might be lingering outside their cosy dens.
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Bear dens: the mythical enclaves where hibernating bears cozy up with their cubs to brave out frigid winters. This is where the "fecal plug" comes into play. Shorter days trigger biological changes in the bears to prepare them for their hibernation. To prepare for hibernation, many North American bears start making their dens while it's still warm out , in September or October. Cubs often help their mothers build the dens by raking in leaves with their paws.
If you're too lazy to read this short expose' on the hate and plunder committed by these "native" people, the last paragraph says this:. We can hunt anytime we want, anywhere we want, no matter what anybody says. But no, the Carbon Dioxide that I exhale is killing the Bears, not the bullets from these "people". Instead, they hiss and piss and hyperventilate and lie about CO2 killing polar bears!!??!??! These "natives" ignore science.