If you haven't heard, Michael Phelps raced a great white shark for this year's upcoming Shark Week. If you didn't know, Michael Phelps has a penis. These two facts came to a head I'm sorry when Discovery released the above teaser picture of Phelps suited up for his race. In it, you can see his special black and blue wetsuit, very unlike the tiny thing he usually races in. He's also wearing fun sneaker-type things, which seem to serve no purpose other than to attach him to FLIPPERS — Discovery didn't specify whether Phelps raced with flippers on or not, but in the other photo released by the channel seen below , he's not wearing them before he seemingly jumps into the water to do the whole shark race thing.
Sure, Michael Phelps Is Racing a Shark, but He's Got One Hell of a Bulge While Doing It
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Michael Phelps strips down to show off his swimmer's body as he gets set for the Olympics
By Charlie Carballo For Mailonline. He has a very toned body thanks to hours in swimming pools which led to multiple Olympic wins. But for some reason Michael Phelps felt the need to remind his fans once again that he's very muscular. In an Instagram photo shared on Thursday, the year-old athlete posed with his girlfriend Nicole Johnson and friends in front of a festive Christmas tree.
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