I'm not sure why exactly, but every so often, in the wee small hours of the morning, the conversation turns to injaculation. At least if I'm present it does. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that we injaculators secretly crave community with others who also practice this ancient and arcane technique of self-manipulation. Talking about it may be the only way to identify those special fellow jerk-off artists. Or maybe it's just a way to get some hot guy to pull down his pants so you can show him where his million dollar spot is.
Why do they ejaculate on my belly? Is this normal?
Why do they ejaculate on my belly? Is this normal? - relationship advice
In many ways, is an exceptionally good time to be a woman in need of birth control. Women's access to a range of reliable contraceptive options is arguably the best it's ever been. Why, then, do many straight women still turn to the "pull-out method," the world's oldest, most rudimentary form of birth control? Despite its relative popularity, sex educators tend to dismiss pulling out as outdated and irresponsible -- not so much a contraceptive method as a foolish afterthought. And yet the women who regularly rely on the pull-out method insist that it's not only a good option; it's the best option for them. But perhaps surprisingly, research indicates that pulling out is about as effective as condoms at preventing pregnancies -- though of course, not sexually transmitted infections.
He never pulls out before he ejacualtes and I don't want another child right now!
The withdrawal method of contraception coitus interruptus is the practice of withdrawing the penis from the vagina and away from a woman's external genitals before ejaculation to prevent pregnancy. The goal of the withdrawal method — also called "pulling out" — is to prevent sperm from entering the vagina. Using the withdrawal method for birth control requires self-control. Even then, the withdrawal method isn't an especially effective form of birth control. Sperm may enter the vagina if withdrawal isn't properly timed or if pre-ejaculation fluid contains sperm.
The cold, slimy embrace of their semen, sliding down your leg. Creating a damp patch on the bed. Sitting in between your butt cheeks. They never mention this bit in sex ed. They never show the waddle to the toilet in rom-coms.